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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,395

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Sang the rainbow song in front of a police officer, got arrested for colourful language.
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Tomorrow is a big day for me at work. They are refilling the snack vending machine.
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My daughter told me she wants to be a secret agent. Based on that alone, I don't think she'd be a good secret agent.
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When people won't talk to me, it doesn't bother me. When a dog won't let me pet them, man, that really hurts.
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Electricity is dangerous. Shocking, ain't it?
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.