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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,395

One liners - 198

Wives are like grenades... Remove the ring and boom, a house is gone!
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.
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What is the tallest building in the world? A library- it has the most stories!
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It matters not whether you win or lose: what matters is whether I win or lose.
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People said I'd never get over my obsession with Phil Collins. But take a look at me now.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.