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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 46,246

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Why do we bake cookies and cook bacon?
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Only dead fish go with the flow.
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What a lovely surprise to finally discover how unlonely being alone can be.
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I think it's ridiculous that people are letting off fireworks in September, my cat was so scared he ran up the Christmas tree.
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What's the difference between a jeweler and a jailer? One sells watches and one watches cells.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.