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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
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The only reason I've been going out with this guy all summer is because I have no idea how to operate my gas grill.
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What is Mozart doing right now? Decomposing.
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Why do Norwegians build their own tables? No Ikea!
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Q: What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?
A: The letter "m."
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.