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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,395

One liners - 209

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
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What kind of cookies make you rich? Fortune cookies!
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I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.
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Rap videos are completely unrealistic. Nobody has that many friends.
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I am probably single....because i didnt forward those chain messages in 2008.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.