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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,395

One liners - 212

Why can't you take anything balloons say seriously? They're always full of hot air!
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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
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Slept like a log last night... Woke up in the fireplace.
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How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they declare darkness to be the new standard.
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Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.