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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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One liners - 216

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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A procrastinator's work is never done.
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Teacher: "What is the future tense of the statement: 'I had killed a thief'?"
Student: "You will go to jail."
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Did you hear about the hungry clock? It went back four seconds!
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Don't be nervous if someone is driving ahead of you- the world is round, just think that you're driving first!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.