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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,421

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Today I have met the vegetarian brother of Bruce Lee. Brocco Lee.
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I got fired from my job as a chef for stealing kitchen equipment. It's a whisk I was willing to take.
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Where did you buy your stupidity? Or it was given for free and you took an overdose?
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You know why there aren't any good science puns nowadays? Because all the good ones argon.
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What fruit do you eat when you are sad? Blueberries.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

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