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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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What is the most dangerous thing in your freezer? Ice is.
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What do single people call Valentine's Day? Happy Independence Day!
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Salary is like a period – you wait for it a whole month and it ends in a week.
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Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it!
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Why did the lion broke up with his girlfriend? Because she was a cheetah!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.