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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,421

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This may sound arrogant but I think I could make a better Periodic Table.
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Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese. – He wants to make America grate again.
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I am so single once I tried to change my Facebook status from single to relationship, captcha pops on my screen Facebook thought I may be a robot.
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Everybody repeat after me: "We are all individuals."
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What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day? Let me call you Tweet heart!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.