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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 46,182

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I hate two-faced people. It's so hard to decide which face to slap first.
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I carry a permanent marker just in case someone without a mustache falls asleep.
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I've never been very good at geography. But I can name at least one city in France, which is Nice.
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How does a woman show she's planning for the future? Plastic Surgery.
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We have all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.