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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?
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You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change people?
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What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day? Forget-me-nuts.
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Laziness is when a person doesn't fake that he's working.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.