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#1 2023-03-05 13:22:01
- Jai Ganesh
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What do you call a frog stuck in mud? Unhoppy.
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Where do sharks go on summer vacation? Finland!
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Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.
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"What's wrong with my computer?"
"It looks like your hard drive went soft."
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What do ghosts read? Booooks!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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