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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Me (at work): "I think I'm having a heart attack."
My boss: "Do that on your own time!"
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The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn.
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The dogs bark but the caravan moves on.
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I'm in shape. Round is a shape isn't it?
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Always give 100% at work: 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.