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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,384

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If at first you don't succeed: try management.
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Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
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What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
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Imagine that you are in the forest where there is a tiger in front of you right about to eat you. What do you do? U stop imagining...
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Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.