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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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If a wife is silent and not arguing – it means she's sleeping.
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My favorite part of grocery shopping is rushing home to look at the shopping list on my counter to see what I forgot to buy.
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Breaking: Man takes longer to find emoji than it would have taken him to find words that convey what he wanted.
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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.
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I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.