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#1 2023-03-16 22:38:14

Jai Ganesh
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One liners - 254

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
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I always knew that I could never be a lawyer because of my inability to pass a bar.
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I tried to hang myself with a bungee chord. I kept almost dying.
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Brains are wonderful, I wish everyone had one.
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How good are you at powerpoint? I Excel at it!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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#2 2023-03-18 01:50:43

coolboyx12
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Registered: 2023-03-10
Posts: 34

Re: One liners - 254

The PowerPoint joke was good.


It pays to keep an open mind, but not so open your brains fall out. - Carl Sagan.

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