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#1 2023-03-18 20:01:42

Jai Ganesh
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Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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Girl, are you a modern day savings account because I keep investing money in you but I'm not getting much interest.
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You're 10 times more likely to die when your girlfriend says, "I'm fine" than when you are flying on an airplane.
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The best part of being married on Valentine's Day is having all your expectations fulfilled. Because you have no expectations.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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