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#1 2023-03-27 16:52:57
- Jai Ganesh
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How can you tell if a man is happy? Who Cares?
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What happened when the man fell in love with his garden? It made him wed his plants!
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Unless you're the lead dog, the view never changes.
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Apparently, saying "Wow, you've grown since I last saw you" isn't deemed socially acceptable when said to adults.
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I screamed at my neighbor, "What on earth are you doing on our roof!"
He screamed back, "I saw you at the bar, and you said the drinks were on the house!"
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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#2 2023-03-28 20:26:52
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Re: One Liners - 257
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#3 2023-03-28 20:49:28
- Jai Ganesh
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Re: One Liners - 257
Hi Nutawd,
Welcome to the forum!
It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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