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I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
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Remember, it's not what you do... it's what you get away with.
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Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland? He couldn't afford plane fare.
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We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour.
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How can you be so sad when you are so beautiful?
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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