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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,421

One liners - 260

If you can't beat the record, you can beat up its owner.
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Your forehead is so big you donated it to charity for shelter!
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As the joker said, if you are good at something why do it for free...
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The janitor said he took out the trash last night, he must forgot a piece, what are you still doing here?
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She's so fat, she fell down and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.