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#1 2023-04-04 16:36:38
- Jai Ganesh
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You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket ... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often.
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Whoever coined the phrase "Quiet as a mouse" has never stepped on one.
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I dated a girl with a lazy eye once.
It turns out she was seeing someone else on the side.
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What has a head, a tail, and no body? A coin!
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If the speed of light is 186,000 miles/sec., what's the speed of darkness?
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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