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#1 2023-04-05 18:35:47
- Jai Ganesh
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The ideal man doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, doesn't do drugs, doesn't swear, doesn't get angry, doesn't exist.
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I met my soulmate. She didn't.
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Wife: "You're addicted to skin lotion!"
Husband: "Go ahead. Rub it in my face."
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I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
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-4° looks like a depressed guy sitting on a toilet.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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