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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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One liners - 266

You must be a magnetic monopole because all I get from you is attraction.
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Wife: "Honey? What do you think about my teeth?"
Husband: "They remind me of stars... yellow and far apart."
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Where does a polar bear keep his money? In a snowbank!
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I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
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The word 'possesses', possesses so many s's, that any one can't assess it without knowing 's', I guess !
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.