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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,421

One liners - 269

Q: Did you hear about the man with a broken left arm and broken left leg?
A: Don't worry he's "ALRIGHT" now!
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I've agreed so much with my wife that my head just starts nodding at the sound of her voice.
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A man spent most of his university days single But it was by choice. Woman chose not to date him.
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Oh... I didn't tell you... Then It must be none of your business...
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I always adjust the seat and mirrors when I drive my husband's car so he doesn't forget he's married.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.