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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 46,184

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I think, therefore I'm single.
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Why is a tennis game a noisy game? Because each player raises a racket.
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Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
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The problem with being in the center of attention is that half of it is always behind your back.
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Why did the broom get a poor grade in school? Because it was always sweeping during class!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.