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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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One liners - 275

I wonder why there are locks on the doors of Seven-Eleven when it says they are open 24/7.
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I might drive you crazy, but at least I'll take the scenic route.
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Secret: Something which is told to one person at a time.
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Gilbert is a terrific athlete. He recently ran the London Marathon – he was aiming for 3 hours but just missed it! he made it in 3 hrs 150 minutes.
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What is the difference between a unicorn and a carrot? One is a funny beast and the other is a bunny feast.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.