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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,390

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Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
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How does a cup steal from you? He mugs you.
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Eternally long a woman can be looking at 3 things in a supermarket. And then, bang! She buys 7 things!
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Why shouldn't you make fun of a paleontologist? Because you will get Jurasskicked.
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Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.