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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,390

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I can't believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That's 7 years in a row now.
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What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits!
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The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job.
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I will have enough money for the rest of my life. Of course, if I don't buy and eat anything.
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I had amnesia once - maybe twice.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.