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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,390

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I used to date a girl that reported the weather. We had a very stormy relationship.
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I eat the broken cookies first because I feel bad for them.
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26.8 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
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My ex used to hit me with stringed instruments. If only I had known about her history of violins.
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You're so poor I saw you kicking a can across the street I asked you what you were doing you said moving.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.