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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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One liners - 283

Now that I'm older, I realize that my imaginary friend was really nothing more than an imaginary acquaintance.
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Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.
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Give a man a fish and you will feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will spend hundreds of dollars on equipment he will use twice a year...
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Q: What is a plumber's favorite food? A: A leek!
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Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can 'ho ho ho'!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.