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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,390

One liners - 284

Dentist: "You need a crown." Patient: "Finally someone who understands me"
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I truly hope there is a stairway to heaven because I have a fear of elevators...
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I went to the shop to buy 6 cans of Sprite. It's only when I got home I realised I'd picked 7 up.
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In my career as a lumberjack, I cut down exactly 82,546 trees. I know that, because I kept a log.
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Morning is the time when everyone is jealous of unemployed.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.