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#1 2023-04-28 18:38:42
- Jai Ganesh
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The number one cause of death is too many birthdays.
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I'm not being rude, you're just insignificant.
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What kind of fish can't swim? A dead one.
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I could make jokes about fences, but they are offensive.
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I don't find it hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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