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#1 2023-04-29 19:26:09
- Jai Ganesh
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What's a horse's favorite sport? Stable Tennis.
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It's officially New Year's Eve, you only have a couple of hours to do all the things you will resolve not to do in the new year.
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Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day? Because there are lots of fans.
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Why is a doctor always calm? Because it has a lot of patients.
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If you can't convince them, confuse them.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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