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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,390

One liners - 300

If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos, then you probably haven't completely understood the situation.
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Why should you wary of stairs? Because they are always up to something.
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Sure, I may be slow, but I do lousy work.
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Why did the lady sing lullabies to her purse? She wanted a sleeping bag!
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The other day I was singing in the shower, and I got soap in my mouth. Guess what happened then? It became a soap opera.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.