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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,390

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Scientists proved that cows don't give us meat and milk. We just take it from them!
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Be careful of your thoughts, they may become words at any moment.
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If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him check books.
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If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2?
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I don't know why people troll about China. Last year I bought a watch made in China it still shows me correct time when I bought it.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.