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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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One liners - 307

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn't jump at all.
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My weight loss goal is simple. I just want to lie on the beach without marine biologists pouring buckets of water over me.
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Cake: the answer, no matter the question.
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Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend? She didn't suit his taste!
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When you go into court, you are putting your fate into the hands of people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

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MathLover01

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Registered: 2023-05-18

Posts: 2

Re: One liners - 307

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn't jump at all.
That's was actually one of my favorite jokes during school times))