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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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One liners - 309

A man on a date wonders if he'll get lucky. A woman already knows.
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A woman is like a shadow: when you walk from behind she runs away. When you run from her – follows you behind.
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It's good to learn from other's mistakes, I wish people learn something from me.
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Lord Nelson was about 5ft 6". His statue is 17ft 4". That's Horatio of about 3:1.
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Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men? No phone numbers.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.