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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,390

One liners - 310

What's another name for the highway to hell?
The route of all evil.
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I went to the sign store the other day but all they had were left-hand turn signs. I didn't buy one because I knew deep down it just wouldn't be right.
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If Apple built a house would it have windows?
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Don't go through that door that mysteriously opened all by itself in that 300 year old hotel with a tragic past.
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Sorry I didn't respond to you just now. I was doing something productive and not wasting my precious time with your lowlife speeches.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.