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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,390

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You never have to worry about love at first sight if you steadfastly keep looking at your phone.
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How good are you at powerpoint? I Excel at it!
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I got a job in a health club, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
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Brain cells come and go but fat cells live forever.
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Just called to make an appointment with a psychic but she told me that I don't show up.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.