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#1 2023-05-25 16:40:00

Jai Ganesh
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One liners - 315

I opened the dishwasher and it's full of clean dishes and I'm scared my wife is going to know that I know.
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How do you get a man to stop biting his nails? Make him wear shoes.
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The longer you sleep – the more sleep you need. The more you eat – the bigger is your appetite.
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The hotel has a live band and my favourite song is "We're going for a break now, we'll be back later".
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Good women are found in every corner of the earth. Unfortunately earth is round.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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