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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,390

One liners - 316

I just got this sick job at the Calendar factory. Unfortunately, I still can't get a date.
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I changed my password everywhere to "incorrect". That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, "Your password is incorrect".
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According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.
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I wasn't lying, I was just writing fiction with my mouth.
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I have a friend. He keeps trying to convince me he's a compulsive liar, but I don't believe him.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.