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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,390

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I disapprove of every conspiracy of which I am not a part.
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Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
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Ladies and gentlemen, if there's anybody here this afternoon who's feeling nervous, apprehensive and queasy at the thought of what lies ahead, it's probably because you have just got married to Frank.
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Marriage isn't for everybody - men for instance!
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I hate school and got caught skipping the other day. My principal said, "Walk normal next time, you fruitcake."
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.