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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,390

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You know you're getting old when you have more candles on your cake than friends at your birthday party.
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What goes "oh oh oh"? Santa walking backwards.
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How does a snowman get around? He rides an icicle!
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Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine? He fell in love with a pincushion!
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Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.