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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,390

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Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
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I wanted to be a hair stylist for bald people.
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If you have worked and didn't get anything, it means someone else got it.
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If you're looking for the best time to spill things on yourself, might I suggest wearing a white shirt and right before an interview.
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Well aren't you a waste of two billion years of evolution.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.