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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care.
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What is an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard? Space!
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Why did the duck get arrested? Because he was selling quack.
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I ran three miles today. Finally I said, "Lady take your purse."
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How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? One. They are efficient and don't have humor.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.