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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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My mum bought me a book on procrastination at the start of high school. I haven't opened it yet.
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See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.
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Want to hear a pizza joke... nah, it's too cheesy. What about a construction joke? Oh never mind, I'm still working on that one. Did you hear the one about the rope? Skip it. Have you heard the one about the guy in the wheelchair? Never mind, it's too lame.
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What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day? "I'm stuck on you!"
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Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.