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#1 2023-06-13 17:00:24
- Jai Ganesh
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A nice Chinese couple gave me a very good camera down by the Washington Monument. I didn't really understand what they were saying, but it was very nice of them.
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It was a bleak day when we heard about the explosion down at the animal shelter... It was raining cats and dogs!
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What idiot called it a vet instead of a dogtor?
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Do it tomorrow. You have made enough mistakes for today.
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My other body is in the Photoshop.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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