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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
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It is better to be on seventh heaven, rather than on the seventh month.
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What dog can't bark? A hot dog.
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My five year plan? I don't even have a five minute plan.
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Relationship status: Autocorrect changes my girl to my grill.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.