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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,390

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Today is your birthday, so congratulate yourself, especially if you're still young enough to remember it.
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What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray!
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We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
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Why do bachelors like smart women? Because they're so rare.
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When is a field hockey player like a judge? When she sits on the bench.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.